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if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

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This could be fun (or extremely depressing)

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    Name

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    Age

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    3 Fears

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    3 things I love

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    4 turns on

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    4 turns off

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    My best friend

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    Sexual orientation

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    My best first date

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    How tall am I

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    What do I miss

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    What time were I born

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    Favourite color

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    Do I have a crush

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    Favourite quote

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    Favourite place

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    Favourite food

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    Do I use sarcasm

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    What am I listening to right now

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    First thing I notice in new person

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    Shoe size

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    Eye color

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    Hair color

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    Favourite style of clothing

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    Ever done a prank call?

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    Meaning behind my URL

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    Favourite movie

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    Favourite song

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    Favourite band

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    How I feel right now

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    Someone I love

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    My current relationship status

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    My relationship with my parents

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    Favourite holiday

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    Tattoos and piercing i have

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    Tattoos and piercing i want

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    The reason I joined Tumblr

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    Do I and my last ex hate each other?

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    Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

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    Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

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    When did I last hold hands?

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    How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

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    Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?

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    Where am I right now?

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    If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

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    Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

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    Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

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    Am I excited for anything?

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    Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

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    How often do I wear a fake smile?

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    When was the last time I hugged someone?

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    What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

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    Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

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    What is something I disliked about today?

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    If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

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    What do I think about most?

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    What’s my strangest talent?

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    Do I have any strange phobias?

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    Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

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    What was the last lie I told?

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    Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

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    Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

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    Do I believe in magic?

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    Do I believe in luck?

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    What's the weather like right now?

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    What was the last book I've read?

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    Do I like the smell of gasoline?

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    Do I have any nicknames?

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    What was the worst injury I've ever had?

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    Do I spend money or save it?

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    Can I touch my nose with a tounge?

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    Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?

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    Favourite animal?

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    What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

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    What do I think is Satan’s last name is?

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    What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

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    How can you win my heart?

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    What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

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    What is my favorite word?

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    My top 5 blogs on tumblr

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    If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

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    Do I have any relatives in jail?

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    I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

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    What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

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    What is my current desktop picture?

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    Had sex?

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    Bought condoms?

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    Gotten pregnant?

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    Failed a class?

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    Kissed a boy?

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    Kissed a girl?

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    Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

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    Had job?

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    Left the house without my wallet?

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    Bullied someone on the internet?

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    Had sex in public?

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    Played on a sports team?

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    Smoked weed?

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    Did drugs?

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    Smoked cigarettes?

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    Drank alcohol?

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    Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

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    Been overweight?

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    Been underweight?

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    Been to a wedding?

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    Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

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    Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

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    Been outside my home country?

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    Gotten my heart broken?

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    Been to a professional sports game?

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    Broken a bone?

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    Cut myself?

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    Been to prom?

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    Been in airplane?

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    Fly by helicopter?

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    What concerts have I been to?

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    Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

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    Learned another language?

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    Wore make up?

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    Lost my virginity before I was 18?

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    Had oral sex?

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    Dyed my hair?

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    Voted in a presidential election?

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    Rode in an ambulance?

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    Had a surgery?

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    Met someone famous?

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    Stalked someone on a social network?

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    Peed outside?

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    Been fishing?

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    Helped with charity?

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    Been rejected by a crush?

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    Broken a mirror?

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    What do I want for birthday?

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    How many kids do I want and what will be their names?

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    Was I named after anyone?

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    Do I like my handwriting?

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    What was my favourite toy as a child?

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    Favourite Tv Show?

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    Where do I want to live when older?

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    Play any musical instrument?

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    One of my scars, how did I get it?

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    Favourite pizza toping?

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    Am I afraid of the dark?

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    Am I afraid of heights?

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    Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?

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    Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?

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    What I'm really bad at

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    What my greatest achievments are

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    The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me

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    What I'd do if I won in a lottery

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    What do I like about myself

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    My closest Tumblr friend

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    Something I fantasise about

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    Any question you'd like?

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 

  • Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
  • Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
  • I screwed the barmaid.
  • Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
  • I screwed a lot of girls here.
  • Sollemnes, you screw well!
  • Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

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There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.

I am laughing so hard

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someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

(Source: creepyabandonedplaces)

kirschtein-be-bitchin:

greaserotaku:

cumber-porn:

abaddonadler:

punxs:

This is my friend Sam and I.

We go to a private boarding school in Lake Tahoe, California.

Sam is pan-sexual and myself, well, I am a bit confused of who I am at the moment.

Last night, our school had a formal dinner and I asked Sam to be my date a week ago, he said yes!

The night of the formal dinner, Sam asked our assistant headmaster if he could wear a dress, he said no before he had even finished the question. When Sam and I showed up to the dinner, we were holding hands and I was also holding the roses Sam had gave to me. Sam was wearing mascara and lipstick. Our assistant headmaster freaked out and told Sam if he didn’t get the makeup off, he would be in massive trouble. Sam and I went back to the room to get his makeup off and came back down. The whole night, he was telling us how bizarre and weird we were. The night ended and the morning rose. We both have our first class of Friday with our assistant headmaster. He told the both of us if our relationship went any further, he would take us behind the barn and beat us. He also told us if we were in public school, we would have our dicks chopped off by other kids. After an entire period of being teased, Sam and I got together and thought we needed to do something about this. So here I am, Julien Nicol, 15 years old, asking for your help to spread this around and have it know that California allows private schools to discriminate against people with certain sexual preferences.

Signal boost the fuck out of this.

How fucking dare he?!

He has no right to say that

What the fuck is wrong with our education system

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